THE REVELATIONS OF GEORGE W. BUSH is unlike anything you've ever read before, but be warned - it is NOT politically correct, it is NOT some Bush-bashing piece, and it WILL scare the living daylights out of you!! You just know it was written by President Bush himself, because of all the typos, misspellings, and words that don’t even exist!

If you're not worth at least $5 million, then your very way of life is threatened, according to a TOP SECRET document allegedly leaked from the White House Oval Office! It's nothing less than a diabolical blueprint for a terror attack, martial law, and seizing complete control — of you, your beliefs, and our very way of life!

Perhaps even scarier than his plans are the actual thoughts good old George has about all of us—the very people he swore to protect and defend (you know, like the Constitution). A few examples:

• "Criticism of my policies in wartime is treason. Criticism of my policies in peacetime is treason. Criticism of my policies any old time is treason. Criticism from my mother, Barbara Bush, or from my father, George H.W. Bush, is especially treasonous AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!!!"
  
  
• "So I ask all of you who truly love this country to come join with me. Come over to the Dark Side. We're going straight into the Heart of Darkness starting right now. And I expect your full cooperation."
  
  
• “Ya see, Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo were just practice out there. To see how much we could get away with over here. And we found out we could get away with anything we wanted. And Congress said it was all OK. That’s the best part.”

THE REVELATIONS OF GEORGE W. BUSH Reveals the True Thoughts of Our Fearless Leader, with Chapters Like:

• Using Fake Bio-Terror Attack To Stay In Office: That’s right - our glorious War President has no intention of walking away from all that power and all that money. 9/11 was just the beginning! Now George and his merry men plan to seize total control of the nation and impose martial law! SWAT teams, Blackwater, troops in the streets. Get ready…. get ready…..
  
  
• Law and Order: SWAT units were once used only in highly volatile situations like: for hostages, drug dealers, gangs, hold-ups of 7-11s, and serial killers. However, they are increasingly being deployed for more routine matters such as: overdue library books, parking tickets, jaywalking, and those who cross against the light!!
  
  
• Additional Surveillance:NSA has been wiretapping all your phone calls, emails and internet use since February 2001. That's before 9/11. “We needed to spy on you folks to protect you. I mean, how do you expect us to keep you safe if we don't know what the hell you're doing?”
  
  
• Mass Conversion: Time to break out your Sunday best and prepare to get right with Jesus — whether you want to or not! That means all you sinners out there must convert and be "born again," or it's off to the stake you go!
  
  
• I Was Meant to be President: “I actually got into politics because I wanted to stop all the scandals and corruption in this country. I wanted to usher in an era of responsibility and accountability. Sometimes destiny calls upon us. God told me: ‘George, in politics, stupidity is not a handicap.’”
  
  
• The Truth about 9/11: “I said I had received no warnings of any kind. How could I protect us from the September 11th attacks? Remember, it was only August.”
  
  
• The Truth about the War in Iraq: “In Iraq today there were 148 troop deaths and over 2,000 civilians killed. From roadside bombs, car bombs, mortar attacks, torture, murders, and executions—Just another fine day in free Iraq.”
  
  
• And Over 15 More Sections!

• You're a terrorist if you: claim the right to free speech, call yourself a patriot and defend the Constitution, read, question, discuss, challenge, and especially if you blog. Our Great Leader says: "Dissent is so un-American, and it needs to stop right now!"
  
  
• SWAT teams, the police, airport security, paramedics, and animal control officers are authorized to shoot on sight if you appear to be an ‘imminent threat.' 'Snoops' are everywhere, and are happy to turn you in and get a reward!